So with news of Tiger taking a hiatus from golf because everyone and their daughter has “transgressed” with him, I had a random thought.. If anything remotely like this happened to an NHL star, would anyone (outside of hardcore hockey fans) give a flying crap? What would it take for the mainstream media, and more importantly the National Enquirers and TMZes of the world, to take notice and publish an article or two?
Well, here’s a quick short list of NHL stars and what/who I think they’d have to do to get noticed:
- 1) Alexander Ovechkin – making Kournikova (where the heck is she?) and Sharapova his bitches.. and prancing them around with him
- 2) Sidney Crosby – caught lip-locking with Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter sucks and so does Crosby.
- 3) Evgeni Malkin – caught lip-locking with Emma Watson. At least she’s now legal.
- 4) Sedin Twins – dating each other.
- 5) Joe Thornton – having an affair with Kristy Yamaguchi.
Got a good one? Leave a comment and add to the list! The NHL needs more scandal and pub!!
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