NHL Sex Scandals.. Would Anyone Give a Crap?

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So with news of Tiger taking a hiatus from golf because everyone and their daughter has “transgressed” with him, I had a random thought.. If anything remotely like this happened to an NHL star, would anyone (outside of hardcore hockey fans) give a flying crap? What would it take for the mainstream media, and more importantly the National Enquirers and TMZes of the world, to take notice and publish an article or two?

Well, here’s a quick short list of NHL stars and what/who I think they’d have to do to get noticed:

1) Alexander Ovechkin – making Kournikova (where the heck is she?) and Sharapova his bitches.. and prancing them around with him
2) Sidney Crosby – caught lip-locking with Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter sucks and so does Crosby.
3) Evgeni Malkin – caught lip-locking with Emma Watson. At least she’s now legal.
4) Sedin Twins – dating each other.
5) Joe Thornton – having an affair with Kristy Yamaguchi.

Got a good one? Leave a comment and add to the list! The NHL needs more scandal and pub!!

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Tonyz Tanti on December 16, 2009

Joe Thornton and Kristy Yamaguchi would be scandalous! Especially when you consider that she's married to Bret Hedican. Speaking of former Canucks defencemen, what about when Jeff Brown had an affair with Kirk McLean's wife? I wonder how big that would become if today's technologies were around then.
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Tonyz Tanti on December 16, 2009

Joe Thornton and Kristy Yamaguchi would be scandalous! Especially when you consider that she’s married to Bret Hedican. Speaking of former Canucks defencemen, what about when Jeff Brown had an affair with Kirk McLean’s wife? I wonder how big that would become if today’s technologies were around then.
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Jason Lee on December 17, 2009

I don't think it's just hockey. People just care because it's Tiger, undoubtedly the biggest athlete in the world. People need to just mind their own business. Good for Tiger. He is famous, he is rich, he should be fucking as much as he can.
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Jason Lee on December 16, 2009

I don’t think it’s just hockey. People just care because it’s Tiger, undoubtedly the biggest athlete in the world. People need to just mind their own business. Good for Tiger. He is famous, he is rich, he should be fucking as much as he can.
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Tonyz Tanti on December 17, 2009

Leave Tiger Alone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxstEtWr0Rc
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Tonyz Tanti on December 17, 2009

Leave Tiger Alone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxstEtWr0Rc
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